Dumb Ways To Die Midi

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Set fire to your hair.
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear.
Eat medicine that's out of date.
Use your privet parts as piranha bait.
Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways
to die. Dumb ways to die-ie-ie.
So many dumb ways to die.
Get your
toast out with a fork.
Do your own electrical work.
Teach your self how to fly.
Eat a 2 weeks old unrefrigerated pie.
Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways
to die. Dumb ways to die-ie-ie.
So many dumb ways to die.
invite a Psychol killer inside.
scratch a drug dealers brand new ride.
take your helmet off and outer space.
use a clothes dryer as a hiding place.
Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways
to die. Dumb ways to die-ie-ie.
So many dumb ways to die.
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet.
Sell both your kidneys on the internet.
Eat a tube of superglue.
I wonder what this red button do?
Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways
to die. Dumb ways to die-ie-ie-ie.
So many dumb ways to die.
Dress up like a moose
during hunting season.
Disturb a nest of wasp
for no good reason.
Stand on an edge of a
train station platform.
Drive around the boom gates
at the level crossing.
run across the tracks between
the platforms they may not
rhyme but they quite possibly.
The dumbest ways to die.
The dumbest ways to die. The dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie.
So many dumb so many dumb ways
to die.
Be safe around trains
a meseege from metro